TheCrayonsMelt Interview

Timestamps
0:27 – What’s Crayon’s favorite Crayon, favorite to melt and how he got his name
3:16 – How long has Crayon’s been playing Madden and what his favorite year of the game was
5:28 – Did Crayon’s open as many packs in 25 as he did in 15?
5:46 – How did Crayon’s get into Youtube?
8:32 – How old is Crayon’s and how long he’s been with his wife
10:54 – Crayon’s initial subscriber boosts and how he’s taken off lately. What’s in store next for his channel and any new series?
13:14 – How Crayon’s met SilentGaming (https://www.youtube.com/user/vlizzolo)
14:42 – What Crayon’s does for a living besides youtube
16:17 – Crayon’s best video that hasn’t gotten enough attention. (http://youtu.be/DemDh8mBfo4)
17:27 – Crayon’s feelings on traits in MUT
24:44 – Why does Crayon’s like Madden 25 the best?
28:41 – Crayon’s guess for UL this weekend
31:07 – Why do they take Legend’s out year to year?
33:38 – Has Crayons wagered?
34:34 – Crayon’s thoughts on the 10 million coin wager
39:23 – What would you improve in madden if you could?
43:26 – Should Madden switch to 3 development studios like COD?
45:13 – Crayon’s offensive and defensive scheme
54:19 – Why did Crayon’s get into the Muthead forums?
58:28 – Any other youtuber’s Crayons wants to call out?
1:03:20 – last shoutouts

Relient K – The Crayons Can Melt on Us for All I Care: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd8ec…
Pack Odds in MUT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6dds…
Crayon’s Panthers Scheme video from 15: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSYXl…
My Tennesse Titans Scheme video for 16: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMcE…
WheelzGaming: https://www.youtube.com/user/WheelzGa…

Alternate title: Does this fit? That’s what she said. Long description equals great description. Out of space. Time to die…

 

Traits in Madden 16. What they mean and how to see them for MUT

Today we talk through every trait in the game, how you can see them on players on muthead and what they mean for your scheme.

To see them on players watch the first little bit of the video, I give a tutorial on how to get to the advanced filters on muthead.com

Traits have been a thing in Madden for a long time but they’ve kind of been in the background for a while until it was confirmed on the mutcast earlier this week that they affect gameplay in MUT and the community has been in a bit of a buzz about them. But here are the best explanations the community has for them at the moment:

Clutch: It’ll give players boosts to stats during the end of half or the game. Not sure if it happens on 3rd and 4th downs. Could be why everyone seems to covert those on me. Or I just suck. Probably a little of both.

High motor: offense – they keep looking for more blocks after their first one. Defense if he gets knocked down he’ll get back up to pursue the ball carrier. There are so many things this could apply to but I’m not sure if it does like if he’s tired will he keep using defensive pass rush moves, or play at a high level? Or will they chase a ball carrier down from across the field? So this could go from important to have to REALLY important to have depending on how many things this touches.

DL Swim, Spin, Bull Rush – Pretty self explanatory although something I think unnecessary code-wise. So the Swim and Spin are finesse moves and the bull rush is a power move. I had a video planned out on this before this specific topic got brought up so you’ll see a deeper dive into this in the near future, but why have finesse and power move ratings then on/off switches for these moves when you can just have ratings for these moves? It seems like unnecessary complication to the code and confusion for us gamers.

Plays Ball in Air – Conservative, Balanced, Aggressive

Conservative will be the guys that wait for the WR to catch then try and smack them. Known as playing the WR. Kam Chancellor is the model citizen here.

Aggressive will be the guys that go up for the pick or swat to try and defend the ball in air. Not sure on the swat part but surely they’ll go for the pick when afforded the opportunity. And don’t call them Shirley. That joke really doesn’t work in print.

And balanced is self explanatory, it’s the middle ground between the two. Not sure how the game determines what a balanced guy does. Probably something about not dropping an egg or something.

Big Hitter: Some say this increases hit power. I think (among others) that it just has to do with whether or not the CPU goes for hit sticks if the player isn’t controlling them.

Makes Sideline Catches: Dragging feet before you step out of bounds. It’ll make the WR more likely to stay in bounds on passes near the sideline. I think in last year’s game and before this was more valuable. This year with possession catch I don’t see too many WRs not dragging their feet if you hit A on the Xbox.

Drops Open Passes: Exactly what it says. Will the WR get a case of the oops? I can’t believe Brandon Marshall has this trait. He’s made some crazy aggressive catches for me but now that I see this, I have seen some weird drops from him. Then again, I’ve seen that from almost all of my WRs.

Fights for extra yards: Whether your RB gets that “struggle” animation that you sometimes see. I think this allows it to happen more frequently. Because JJ Watt’s 90 HB doesn’t have the trait but I’ve seen him plow for extra yards. Can’t remember the animation he gets off the top of my head though.

Covers Ball: Always, Brace for All, Big hitters, medium hitters and never brace.

Weirdly only the big guys like linemen, out of position linemen, kickers, punters and some other stragglers have Always as the cover the ball trait. It must be how they hold the ball with  the animation where they always hold it high and tight to their chest. Maybe it makes them slower because of it. I don’t know I’m just spitballing like a porn star.

Brace for all seems to be the best trait as the player is running free until a hit is coming. But not many high end RBs have it. Could be that when a player braces for a hit they go down easier. So I take back what I said about it being the best.

Anyways, most of the best RBs like Bo Jackson, Eric Dickerson have brace for big hitters which means they’ll still be going strong against most tacklers trying to break it rather than not fumble. I like this but Bo has fumbled more for me and I’ve cause more fumbles from Bo than I thought were regular. That’s maybe due to fatigue, don’t listen to anyone’s anecdotal evidence. I’ll see if I can’t test these attributes down the road.

Brace vs medium hitters is what it sounds like. Fewer fumbles but fewer broken tackles is what I’d guess.

Covers ball never is only given to two WRs and two RBs. Michael Irvin, Isaac Bruce, Walter Payton and Curtis Martin. Weirdly all legends players. I’m not sure how to take that. Do you guys notice them fumbling more than normal? I had Walter for a while and didn’t notice anything strange myself.

Throws ball away is a CPU Trait. When you are controlling the QB it doesn’t come into play.

Throws Tight Spiral is owned by most top end QB except Peyton Manning, Andy Dalton, Philip Rivers and Ben Roethlisberger. And how could we forget the GOAT Tim Tebow. But besides for the cosmetic spin on the football, I’ve read that it makes the ball easier to catch for WRs. This might be something to be tested.

Senses pressure – Either it’s awesome and relates to how quickly or short your controller vibrates before getting hit as a QB or it’s just a CPU trait. It would be really cool if it affected the game when you are playing as a QB. If anyone knows about this one please let me know in the comments.

Campus Heroes Elites and Legends reviews/first looks

Strong Buy – Top Recommendation. A game changer or budget beast

Buy

Hold – Try out and see if the card works for you before deciding whether to sell

Sell

Strong Sell – Sell immediately upon pull and don’t look back.

AFTER LOOKING BACK AT PRICES ON THESE GUYS, KNOCK EVERY RECOMMENDATION DOWN A LEVEL AS THE PRICES ARE REALLY BAD.

But I wrote this Friday night before I was pulled away and didn’t post it until now for some reason. So sorry for the late upload.

Due to the legends sets I have feeling these players will all be absurdly overpriced at a minimum of around 50k unless the bundles are crazy good. So that is going to hurt their ratings as all stats are relative to price.

Devon Still – 88 overall DT

Slow with below average block shedding. 95 power moves are okay but DTs need to stop the run first and foremost.

Recommendation: Strong Sell

Brandon Spikes – 88 overall MLB

Speed kills and an MLB with 88 speed kills the card. 85 acceleration, 85 play rec, 89 blockshedding are all too low for his overall and price

Recommendation: Strong Sell

Jermichael Finley – 89 overall TE

I see nothing to love like other people’s children. Low route running, average speed, bad catch in traffic, not great at run blocking, do I have to continue to trash the card or do you get it? This is firmly in the “bicycle spokes noise maker” tier of cards.

Recommendation: Strong Sell

Prince Amukamara – 89 overall CB

He’s a man coverage corner with 93 speed. Meh. If it was 95 you’d have a man coverage superstar. Unfortunately his superstar is not reserved for the Hollywood walk of fame but the gutfoxx walk of shame. Which is 10 tacos at taco bell then holding your pants as you waddle to the bathroom.

He is so close to greatness but a really bad zone corner with the low play rec. Fortunately his blockshed is average so there is value there. But with all the speedy WR’s these days it’s just tough to field a 93 speed corner in man coverage to take advantage of his 96 rating there.

Recommendation: Sell

Trae Waynes – 90 overall CB

96 speed. It’s Waynes World! Party time! Excellent! The most OP stat in the game and Waynes has a good amount of it. Schwing.

Okay, enough with the Waynes World. Waynes has low blockshed so watch for tosses his way. Definitely not a Nickel or Dime corner unless you know they are passing. Surprisingly low agility and man coverage for his speed doesn’t help along with his low play rec, catching and tackling stats. Overall he’s pretty well balanced for his speed. He’s like the girls I dated in college, fast but containing a surprising number of warts.

Recommendation – Hold

Manti Te’o – 91 overall MLB

85 speed with 86 blockshed is unacceptable for an MLB. He’s a two way player, bad both against the runs wide and up the middle. Pursuit at 97 might help but his play rec at 90 won’t have him taking a quick first step like a recovering alcoholic.

Recommendation – Strong Sell

Carlos Hyde – 91 overall HB

Low end speed but good trucking. Not worth 60-70k that he’s going for unfortunately. Doesn’t have an elite skill that you look for in a budget back but he can pick up a few yards for you falling forward with that 96 trucking.

Recommendation – Sell

David DeCastro – 92 overall RG

Dang. My favorite O-lineman on my favorite team. Not a wonderful card though. 80 awareness all but kills it. Depending on your scheme if it is pass heavy he can be a solid producer at RG. But on pulls and screens he’ll be as confused as I am seeing vegetables on my plate. Out of anything, awareness needs to be a minimum of 85 for me to trust the guy to find the right block. There might be a break point around there like 96 is for route running.

Recommendation – Sell

Devin Hester – 93 overall WR

We are not worthy. GOAT kick returner until the end of MUT. Streak, drag, slant cheese. Switch routes are love, switch routes are life. 98 speed, 99 accel, 100 kick return, 97 agility, 98 spin, 99 juke and 98 elusiveness.

But don’t expect an amazing reliable every down WR. He’s a guy I’d put as my kick returner and 6th WR and sub in when I have the need, the need for speed. Streaks surprise and PA WR In 1 play TD.

Recommendation: Strong Buy

Blake Bortles – 93 overall QB

A very cromulant player going for far too much. With the competition at QB so high in MUT, there is no reason to pay an exorbitant sum for a solid QB unless you are a fan of the man. Unfortunately, sets ruin another good card.

But he’s got a solid mix of stats as a semi-mobile, strong armed decently accurate passer.

Recommendation: Sell

Taylor Mays – 94 overall SS

He’s nothing without the player’s brain behind him. The bad: 82 Zone Coverage, 79 Play Rec, 56 catch in traffic and 79 block shedding. The good: SPEED FOR DAYS. Sandra Bullock is driving the bus here though. Better take the wheel if you want to harness this wild stallion. 98 hit power with 95 speed, 97 accel, 96 jump on a 6’3 inch frame. A user beast at Strong safety. If you don’t user that position, it might be worth it to stay away as the mental stats just aren’t there for Taylor.

Recommendation – Buy

Mike Evans – 94 overall SS

6’5 with 98 spec catch. Ooooh boy, this gonna be good. 93 speed is a little low but 97 jump makes him an aggressive catch nightmare. Don’t love the 89 route running but just send this beast straight down the field throw the ball high and watch him work.

He’s also got quite good run block for a WR. He should be lined up across from many Marshalls and provide a potent ground and pound and chuck it deep duo. But Mike is definitely an outside WR. I wouldn’t put him at the slot due to his low route running and shiftiness.

Recommendation – Buy

Eddie Lacy – 95 overall HB

Carrying at 92 is low for a guy that’s going to take the amount of punishment he’s going to take for your team. I figure Eddie is used to taking things so his carry rating would be higher. But he’s tied for the 3rd best trucking rating in the game at 98. He’s actually got pretty nice stick moves for a bigger, slower guy. 96 spin and 94 juke are very nice. His 98 stiff arm is a cherry on top of the Lacy Sundae.

But this card has minimal improvements from his 93 so whether he’s worth it is up to you. He’s mostly got +1 across the board moving from his 93 to 95. A solid slower catching back that can do some nice work.

Recommendation – Sell

Chris Long – 96 overall LE

He’s a tweener in MUT. 85 speed isn’t enough to chase down the hyper mobile QBs we have now and 93 blockshed is a little low for a 3-4 DE. He might have value in a mixed scheme as someone you can set and forget like gargoyles below cloud-level but I don’t think he provides enough value as a 4-3 Left End that 96 or 99 Von doesn’t. And JJ Watt far surpasses him in the 3-4.

Recommendation: Sell

Percy Harvin – 96 overall WR

This is the WR you want to have their hands on the ball. He’s the hottest girl in your high school, that’s how much you want him holding your balls. 95 speed, 98 accell, 99 agility, 99 elusiveness, 99 carrier vision, 96 spin, 97 juke. He’s gonna break a lot of ankles. His route running is 95. At 96 I’d be freaking out.

But overall a solid WR that will do a lot of damage in a quick throwing offense. Not great 90 catch in traffic and a 94 spec catch means he’ll get good animations but it isn’t unusual for WRs to have that rating now.

Recommendation: Hold

Darren McFadden – 97 overall HB

97 speed and 99 acceleration! 90 truck with 95 elusiveness. Very solid combo. I like how they stuck to real life and gave him bad carrier vision, especially after that short video of him missing a wide open hole. 95 carrying isn’t amazing but it’s solid. I think a lot of people will like this card.

Unfortunately his price is a little high at the moment but it should soon shoot down like a duck over Louisiana when another amazing bundle/promo or RB comes out.

Recommendation: Hold, sell if you want the ridiculous amount of coins he’s going for

Peter Boulware – 97 overall lolb

Not the guy you want to see when you open the campus heroes set pack. Peter Boulware goes for the least coins for good reason. Too slow for a top end edge rusher, too low of zone for a top end 4-3 LOLB. A tweener with no home. 97 finesse moves is as unacceptable as his 90 blockshed. In a world without LT and Von he’d be great. In this world he’s bad.

Recommendation: Strong sell

Tyrann Mathieu – 98 overall CB (kind of wish he was a FS though)

96 speed, 98 acceleration, 97 agility. 97 zone coverage, 94 play rec, 95 man coverage. Whoa. That’s all I need to say. Now let me just take a look at his price…Ah shit.

Great stats on the card. Blockshed is lower than I’d like for a nickel or dime and he’s shorter than I’d like for an outside corner. Regardless, he’ll play both well for you. If he doesn’t, please let me know as I might have to give this guy a try.

Recommendation: Hold price is too high at the moment.

Michael Crabtree – 99 overall WR

Another they gave 95 route running to. Can’t they just make my day and give him 96, punk? This is a very nice balance of stats that’ll perform wonders for you. But you know that. I wouldn’t say he’s an “upper-tier” 99 like Boss Mick Vick is for his position. None have been posted on the AH so I assume he’s quite rare indeed and will go for a pretty penny when he finally does list. I’d rather have Odell’s 99 though.

Recommendation: Sell as all these legends are way too high priced.

Tim Tebow – 99 overall QB

Jesus in human form. If Jesus couldn’t throw medium for some reason. He’s solid. A tank running down the field and chucking the rock. I love this card and can’t rationally rate it.

Recommendation: Repent

 

Pig Iron to Steel Splendor #5 Goodbye coins

DON’T LOOK AT THE COMMENTS IF YOU DON’T WANT THE ENDING TO BE SPOILED!!!

Today we have another in the exciting Pig Iron to Steel Splendor series where we take an all-bronze Steelers squad and update them based on the following rewards:

How to Upgrade
Win                 1 Spin of the RNG
Rage Quit 1 Spin of the RNG
Bye                 1 Spin of the RNG
Promotion 2 Spins of the RNG
Playoff Win 2 Spins of the RNG
SB Win      3 Spins of the RNG

Alternate title: Oh lordy oh lordy why can’t my pack luck be as good as my spin luck?

THE DEATH OF COINS – Pig Iron to Steel Splendor #5 – Road to Glory – Steelers Budget Team – MUT 1